When deciding exactly what should go on my webpage, I carefully perused the webpages of thousands of people. When I got tired of seeing porn, I looked at the webpages of university students across the country. Many of these people consider themselves to be real writers (which I am not!), and put all of their different works on display for some kid in a foreign country to pass the works off as his or her own. After careful consideration, I decided to hop on the band wagon and do it too. Please note the above statement in which I declare that I do not consider myself to be a serious writer, so don't send me e-mails saying that I used the word avuncular in an incorrect, imprecise, or ineffective manner. In other words, when you like something I wrote, I was aiming to please, but if you don't, then I was just trying to waste your time. Have a nice day!

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